How to answer a pollster
In the Chronicle of Higher Education, Dan Greenberg has a profound suggestion of how to respond to political pollsters. Namely, LIE! He suggests that polls are so consistently inaccurate that a little push, namely dishonest respondents, could just kill them off all together.
So, whenever a pollster calls, tell them you are voting for Bob Barr. Really screw up the system. Make it a game, see if you can dumbfound the dithering heads on the TV. It could be fun.